raptorific:

Shakespeare would seriously laugh so hard if he found out how seriously people take his works. Like, he would probably cry from laughing so hard if you told him that his plays were considered high-brow literature. “It’s all dick jokes and sword fights,” he’d say, “do they seriously tell my dick jokes to schoolchildren? And the kids aren’t allowed to laugh? Do the teachers know they’re telling dick jokes? Oh my god that’s fucking hilarious. Wait until I tell Anne.”

(via ediblegeorge)

jaclcfrost:

"how are you wearing a sweater in this weather" dedication. insecurity. dedication and insecurity

(via commonbee)

billybr0wn:

protect kieren walker at all costs.

protect amy dyer at all costs.

protect simon monroe at all costs.

protect jem walker at all costs.

kill gary.

dignitea:

my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore

(via hergaflerb)

georgepearisson:

Me when I first started listening to the Beatles:

*listening to a Beatles song*

Is this John? Maybe it’s Paul…? But it could be George. I don’t think it’s Ringo, but maybe it is…

Me now:

*hears one of them breathe*

This is Paul.

(via runbackandplaypirates)

moornin:

we should all strive to be as body positive as moominpappa

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 Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.

I’m not cute or built to suit a fashion model’s size
But when I start to tell them,
They think I’m telling lies.
I say,
It’s in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips,
The stride of my step,
The curl of my lips.
I’m a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That’s me.

I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please,
And to a man,
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees.
Then they swarm around me,
A hive of honey bees.
I say,
It’s the fire in my eyes,
And the flash of my teeth,
The swing in my waist,
And the joy in my feet.
I’m a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That’s me.

Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me.
They try so much
But they can’t touch
My inner mystery.
When I try to show them
They say they still can’t see.
I say,
It’s in the arch of my back,
The sun of my smile,
The ride of my breasts,
The grace of my style.
I’m a woman

Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That’s me.

Now you understand
Just why my head’s not bowed.
I don’t shout or jump about
Or have to talk real loud.
When you see me passing
It ought to make you proud.
I say,
It’s in the click of my heels,
The bend of my hair,
the palm of my hand,
The need of my care,
'Cause I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That’s me. 

growingstrong-growingstrange:

dolewhips-in-arendelle:

disneyfoodtravel:

It thunderstorms in Florida which allows for cool pictures like this.

this is amazing

Goodness gracious, I miss my home.

growingstrong-growingstrange:

dolewhips-in-arendelle:

disneyfoodtravel:

It thunderstorms in Florida which allows for cool pictures like this.

this is amazing

Goodness gracious, I miss my home.

(via beahbeah)